People who suddenly stop walking to bend down to tie their shoes

And I almost run into their bum.

Community managers for brands who can't spell or know how to use proper grammar

You'd think they could hire someone who knows how to properly pluralize words and differences between you're and your.

It ain't brain surgery.

Guys wearing wifebeaters but have big old sausage arms and a pot belly

That's not hot. Dat groce.

Just wear a t-shirt or something. Also gross when there are moobs.

Those inspirational graphics with grammatical/spelling errors

Putting up for rent posters and not even able to spell your main intersection properly

You don't understand how many times I've seen Steeles spelled as Steels, Yonge spelled as Young and Eglinton as Eglington.

Good lord, you LIVE THERE!