Stinky people at the gym

Put on some goddamn deodorant or antiperspirant!

Drowning oneself with cologne or perfume

I don't know what's worse, having my nose inundated by the overpowering smell of B.O. or gross ass perfume or cologne.

Either way, it makes my gag reflex act up.

Jason Derulo and Mr Worldwide, Pitbull

Jasonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Derrrruuulllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why must every song of theirs start with them namedropping... themselves?

I can maybe understand namedropping yourself if you're collaborating with another artist and you only get a "featuring" byline, but these are THEIR SONGS AND NOT FEATURING ANYONE ELSE??

Also, Jason Derulo, you're a nobody. And nobody cares that this is a Jasonnnnnnn Derruuuulllloooooooooo song. (And yes, I feel bad after his vertebrae injury but this doesn't take away from the fact he was obnoxiously starting every.single.song. with him singing his own name).

Night service on buses

It's to be expected every time that it will take years. If you take a late (by late, I mean anything after 9ish PM) bus home, particularly from Finch station, here's what you have to deal with:

• Stopping at bus stops even if no one dinged the request to get off and there's no one waiting at the stop
• Stopping at intersections when it's still a green light or yellow light
• Moving at such slow speeds that I can LITERALLY (not figuratively) walk beside the bus and still get home faster
• Possible stop at a Tim Hortons along the way
• All this after waiting forever (like 20-30 mins) for the bus to begin with!

If you're taking that late night bus, you're tired and it's late and you just want to go home. And sometimes you have to pee or you have an early day the next day but you're SO close, yet so far from home. There's like no one out on the route waiting for the bus so screw putting the bus back on schedule. Why can't they account for the lack of pick ups/drop offs at night? Every single time the driver decides to randomly stop at yet ANOTHER green light and wait until 1 or 2 cycles of the lights to turn, I mutter "fuckkkkk" under my breath.

I hate living in my hood.

When you don't get the courtesy of a job rejection

With my last rant about HR, this in the same vein.

But hiring managers, not specifically HR, though it's all part of the hiring process.

When I actually make it to the stage of interviewing, take the time to come down to your office and possibly raise suspicion of people at my current job, and I don't get the job, the LEAST you can do is send me an email to say "we went with someone else". Yes, an email and not a call because if the call isn't to say you have me in mind for another job, I'd rather not have to play off disappointment in real-time.

I don't see why this is so difficult. If a hiring manager is meeting with even 20 people, he or she can also just send a mass email with everyone on the BCC to let them know the outcome.

It's just fucking rude, otherwise,