Vega's or Miami?

I just saw on my Facebook newsfeed, someone's status update being:

Vega's or Miami?

VEGA'S????????

*stabs eye with fork*

People who ride their bike on the sidewalk

One time, I was walking my dog on the sidewalk and out of nowhere, a dumbass on a bike whizzes by us. And in that split second he was beside us, my dog freaked out and pulled toward the guy on the bike. He almost ran over my small dog and he turns around, as he's riding away, with a judgey, "what's wrong with you" face.

First, this happened in the small side streets where there's not much car traffic and second, riding a bike (and with speed, at that) on the sidewalk is illegal.

The fact that he made it seem like I was in the wrong, a walking pedestrian, is ridiculous.

I wish I could kick him off his bike and wipe that smug look off his face.

And when you live in my hood, you gamble with your life every time you take a step on the sidewalk - trust me, I speak from experience! These idiots on bikes seriously have no common courtesy for pedestrian safety. They will literally keep the speed as they ride into an area with other people, not even attempting to avoid them by going to the side or grass (god forbid they ride on the grass for a few seconds), instead expecting you to move out of <i> their</i> way. Assholes.

And ngl, it's usually the Asians who do this. The Asian brethren, way to be asses!

Apostrophes to pluralize a word

Arghhhhhhhhhh!!

Dinging the stop request at the last stop

Why is it that some people make a stop request either when the next stop IS the station? Or when there's a bus loop after the intersection and before the intersection, there's a bus stop and then after it, there's one more bus stop before the bus loop. The distance between the bus stops are equal to the connecting bus stop going in another direction, except the later bus stop doesn't require crossing the street. Whatevs.

But when someone still "dings" it and still walk in the direction of the bus loop, WTF! The bus would've dropped us off in bus loop had you not made the stop request!!! It's not just enraging because I am lazy, if it's cold or raining and someone still does it, grrrr!

Misquoting classic movie lines in Facebook statuses

Not everyone can remember every line perfectly from a movie but to MISQUOTE ONE OF THE BEST LINES IN ANCHORMAN? As a FACEBOOK STATUS???

That is blasphemy!

It's "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal" not "I am not gonna lie, I'm kind of a big deal".

Canadian personalities who fill me with rage

Leah Miller.
Why is she infiltrating my television screen? I couldn't tune into MuchMusic for fear of seeing her, her annoying face and her annoying voice. Now, I can't even watch CTV anymore - which is where my Oprah/The Daily Show/The Colbert Report reside - without going into a blind rage. She's on the commercials and regular programming. AHH! She's like the plague of Canadian TV!


Ben Mulroney.
I hate him. I can't even watch eTalk, and not just because of the overly tan Korean girl. I want to punch his smug face and that hair, what's up with it? I just can't...

Rick Campanelli.
I used to like him as Rick the Temp on MuchMusic when he spoke normally and like a human being but ever since he went to ET Canada, his voice grates my nerves like nobody's business. I want to stab forks in my eyes. Cheryl Hickey I have no problem with, him, I have to switch channels or mute the TV when he starts talking. Unfortunately, they do throws to him at ET Canada during the news, which my parents watch, so I have no control over that.

Shouting across the aisle

People on the bus or subway who don't sit beside each other even though there is a seat, but insist on shouting a conversation at each other.