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This is gross but you know when you get a pimple and it's nothing but you can't help but squeeze it? And SOMETHING comes out so you keep doing it until it looks like you have some disgusting crater on your face???
Yeah that's damn enraging.
But I can't stop popping pimples (even though Dr Oz on Oprah said not to but use a needle to puncture it from the side)!
Status updates that are about legitimate whores and cryptic non-directional messages
Monday, November 08, 2010
If you write about kicking whores out of your bed in a non-ironic way, you are a tard.
If you write cryptic, emo messages that 99% of people reading it won't get and you're doing it to be passive aggressive to ONE PERSON, then you are also a tard.
Seriously, why do I follow these people?
If you write cryptic, emo messages that 99% of people reading it won't get and you're doing it to be passive aggressive to ONE PERSON, then you are also a tard.
Seriously, why do I follow these people?
The layout in Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Yeah, I still like to shop at places where I'm fighting off prepubescent girls for the same clothes. DON'T JUDGE ME!
The layout in the stores suck! Half the time, I'm walking into plants or couches or giant families, with their children, strollers and grandparents. That in and of itself is enraging; why do people need to lug around everyone they are with in the store? You're in my way! Sit on the couches or stand in the corner if you're just there for "moral support".
And half the time, it's these clueless Asians who aren't spatially aware (my brethren appear to be often like that) and you're trying to get past them and the stupid plant so you're saying "excuse me" and they just don't move.
It can't NOT be a fire hazard, for real.
The layout in the stores suck! Half the time, I'm walking into plants or couches or giant families, with their children, strollers and grandparents. That in and of itself is enraging; why do people need to lug around everyone they are with in the store? You're in my way! Sit on the couches or stand in the corner if you're just there for "moral support".
And half the time, it's these clueless Asians who aren't spatially aware (my brethren appear to be often like that) and you're trying to get past them and the stupid plant so you're saying "excuse me" and they just don't move.
It can't NOT be a fire hazard, for real.
People on public transit who don't stay in the confines of their own seat
Monday, November 01, 2010
Yes, a continuation of my TTC rant.
I hate it when you're sitting in your seat and the person sitting beside you either 1) spreads their legs wide open and impedes your leg space 2) has their arms all on your side so you have to sit crookedly to the side 3) falls asleep on you.
And to combat these "personal space terrorists", I give them a nudge to give them a hint to shove over. But sometimes, I'm not sure if they think I am flirting with them with my nudges and my looks of disagreement.
GET OUT OF MY GRILL!!!
I hate it when you're sitting in your seat and the person sitting beside you either 1) spreads their legs wide open and impedes your leg space 2) has their arms all on your side so you have to sit crookedly to the side 3) falls asleep on you.
And to combat these "personal space terrorists", I give them a nudge to give them a hint to shove over. But sometimes, I'm not sure if they think I am flirting with them with my nudges and my looks of disagreement.
GET OUT OF MY GRILL!!!
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